Walk on the wild side

Lest you think that our housewarming party was all dullsville, I'm pleased to report that the party also featured:

1. A guest who exposed her breast
2. A guest who exposed her vagina
3. A guest who was armed with a handgun

But to be fair, guest 1 was breastfeeding guest 2, who needed a diaper change. Guest 3 is a friend who works as a Boston police officer and swung by on his lunch break. Still, it was kind of weird to have a man in full police uniform at the party, with the requisite gun and handcuffs!