SFFD

I was understandably excited when the man behind me in line to order sandwiches yesterday asked if I was in the fire department. He and his equally homeless-looking ladyfriend kept asking, "Are you sure you're not in the fire department? You look like a firefighter."

I let them know that I am not nearly brave enough to be a firefighter, and that got them cracking up uncontrollably. "Not brave enough! You hear that? He say he not brave enough!"