While in line for lunch today, two ladies (both who appeared to be in their forties) dared to converse behind me. I don't know either of the ladies, but I'll call the one wearing a pink sweater set "Pearl" and the blonde in the turquoise sweater "Mabel."
Pearl: Did you try the lovely salmon they had the other day?
Mabel: Oh, no. I don't eat salmon. I only eat white fish like cod or haddock.
Pearl: Oh! I was like that too, but I tried eating salmon a few months ago and now I can't get enough!
Mabel: I won't try it.
Then I shut my ears off to this foolishness and tried my hardest to teleport back to San Francisco. It didn't work.