"He took me in his arms, and we embraced, and he hugged me, and we put our hands on each other's backs."

So, I haven't read these Twilight books (although I admit to having seen the first two movies, neither of which I liked very much), but this blog post almost makes me want to read them, for hilarity's sake.

Lens originally turned me onto the post, but it recently has found new life on the facebook and through the e-mails with Gleemonex and Roommate J. Traitor tears! I love it. What a dumb Mormon lady author.