Senseless and non-sensibility

A sensible panda would not have gone out on a Wednesday night, despite the fact that Juanita MORE was debuting a new bi-monthly party. A sensible panda, having made the poor decision to go out, would not have slammed down the raspberry vodka specials. A sensible panda, well on the way to inebriation, would have made the smart switch to water. A sensible panda, knowing that the workday was right around the corner, would have retired at a reasonable hour. A sensible panda would not have woken up on the couch with the television on and a half-eaten chicken pot pie on the coffee table.

That said, Juanita's new party, Booty Call, was a blast! It featured the usual drinking, dancing and disorderly conduct of a good soiree. Bill Paxton was in rare form, refusing drinks and sipping on water. GarGar nearly slapped me when I greeted a young man with the exclamation, "Little chocolate man!" Kitten had his fash'on and Beetle looked tres smart in his vest-flower uniform.