Your work is shear genius

Last night, Roommate J forced me to watch the finale of Shear Genius - a show I'd never watched before, save for one episode when nothing else was on. It's a concept I can't really get into, probably because my haircuts cost less than $20. All the talk about "polished" hair and "setting" is beyond me, so I can't appreciate any of the "skills" the contestants bring to the contest.

What I can appreciate, however, is the host's lovely Latin accent, which, thanks again to Roommate J, has introduced some key phrases into my lexicon:

"And Stalins, remember: Hair is imported!"

"Juan by Juan, the Stalins were illuminated."

"Yur werk is shir ginyiss!"