A Starr is born

As one of the three people on this planet watching the current, Ricki Lake-hosted season of Charm School, I feel compelled to mention that I've been thinking of one of the contestants a lot recently. Brittaney Starr is a (former?) porn star who seems so astoundingly clueless and dumb that it's gone from comical to painful.

In one episode, she manages to let two of the other girls lock her in the bathroom for about an hour. In another, she wears ginormous pink headphones as an accessory and wonders why people think she's not listening to them.

But on the most recent episode, when they had to play with kids, one of them described the best part of his day as "playing ball with the old lady!" Oh, I die! I wish I could have seen her reaction when she watched that bit.