Thursday, September 3, 2009

Top notes of desperation with base notes of failure

Jessica Simpson has a new perfume called "Fancy Love" in stores now!

If I were marketing a perfume, and somehow contractually obliged to use Jessica Simpson as its spokesperson, I would not include the word "love" in its name. Given her track record of divorce, a recent dumping and John Mayer, she may not be the best embodiment of the concept of "love."

Also, the ad! It makes me LOL.

1 comment:

Gleemonex said...

Fancy?

I'm sorry, you've caused my brain to stall out.

Fancy.

Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy Fancy love.