Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

I don't think there really was a theme for last night's Big Top party, but Mattress and Selives decided to introduce their own theme anyway. Wearing white bedsheets, pounds of white face powder, blue eyeshadow, crazy white wigs, fake birds, sparkly butterflies, high heels and silvery tinsel, the pair transformed into "crystal queens dressed as snow princesses." In reality, they resembled deranged versions of Carol Channing and Phyllis Diller.

With Beetle, ChickenHawk, Blanca and me leading the way, I think we were quite a sight, walking down the street toward the bar. Some stopped. Some stared. All marveled.