Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Mother of the year


It was laughable when Lynne Spears announced in October that she was writing a book on parenting since her eldest daughter Britney had such a meltdown of a year. When your daughter becomes more famous for bad parenting, uber-ingestion of Starbucks frappuccinos, shaving her head, running over paparazzi, poor lip-synching and flashing her cooter than for her professional accomplishments as an "entertainer," you probably aren't in a position to dole out the mothering advice.

But now, when you announce that your sixteen-year-old daughter and star of a very popular children's show is pregnant? Lady, it's time to stop the manuscript and start providing guidance for your own children.

Obviously, the Spears family has been emphasizing the fact that Jaime Lynn's babydaddy is her "longtime boyfriend." Clearly, if you've been in a long-term relationship, the next logical step is to begin a family. Especially when you're sixteen.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

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