
Today, during one of my conference breaks, several of us made a break for the restroom. As I stood at my urinal, keeping completely to myself, one of the other conference-goers sidled up next to me, turned to me and said, "I hope I don't pee all over my shoes!"
Not sure how to react, I just continued staring forward and finished my business. At least it wasn't like that one gentlemen whom Roommate J encountered in an airport restroom who exclaimed, "It's a python! It's a python!" as he did his business.
2 comments:
Um. What?
Srsly. WHAT?
Some people need to have a TB with their inner editor, know what I'm sayin?
Yes. I kind of wish that I would have encountered that "gentleman" at a work conference. That would have been quite something. As it were, airport men's rooms are filthy places.
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