Lez fantasia

While I'm waiting for Kitten to lick himself clean, I thought I'd reminisce a bit...

One night not too long ago, Roommates A and J, Lucy Ricardo and I were talking about Margaret Cho's brilliant song, "My Puss"Beetle, recently returned from an eye-opening trip to Thailand, was regaling us with a tale of a woman he encountered with very talented genitalia. It seems she could forcibly eject a banana from ... down there!

So, as an ode to Beetle's story and to the Margaret Cho song, we made up the following lyric:

"Your puss: shoot banana
My puss: Princess Diana"