New Yahker

My week was completely co-opted by some vendors and agents who came into town from Hong Kong, India, Taiwan and ... New York! I've been preparing for meetings, sitting in meetings, waiting for meetings and getting home late for the last few days.

One of our agent's representatives is a New Yorker who's been described to me as a "slimy pig," "a snake" and a "typical New Yorker" to me. I had the pleasure of meeting this fellow for the first time and all I could think was that his voice and accent sounded exactly like Harvey Fierstein! So, when he started going off and being all belligerent-like, I just closed my eyes and pretended that Edna Turnblad was in the room.