Mating call

Internets, I wish I had an audio file of last night when Selives exclaimed, "I NEED A BOYFRIEND!" followed by a falsetto "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Or maybe a video clip of when he was singing, grabbed my arm, and dropped to the floor, causing me to trip over his limp body.