Peek-a-boo

At the gym today I was doing exercises that I learned from the trainer, including sumo squats, where you basically squat straight down while holding a barbell betwixt your thighs.

As I squat down, I thought that suddenly, my shorts felt a bit looser than before. I reached back and realized my shorts had split open! Fortunately, the gym was pretty empty and fortunately I wasn't wearing my "Wednesday" panties. And thus ended my workout.