Last night was the premiere of The Pussycat Dolls Present: GIRLICIOUS, wherein Robin Antin, the "lady" who foisted The Pussycat Dolls onto the world, brings together skanky girls to form a new girl group.In the first episode alone we witnessed:
* A battle royale over a pair of boots
* A ruptured cyst, resulting in one contestant trying to learn dance moves in a wheelchair
* Lil' Kim's glassy eyes
* A precautionary tale of addiction to plastic surgery
* Hair and boobs and legs for miles
* A frenzied gay choreographer whose "constructive criticism" read like a page out of the script for Mean Girls
* The deterioration of Nelly Furtado's career
You know I'm in this one for the long haul.
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I just kept screaming at my television "HER FACE IS KILLING ME!!" at that poor Robin mask.
was that the same mini that she rocked during the Tom Tom Club part AND the eliminations? c'mon Robin, please.
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