Birthdaze

It was a weekend of birthday celebrations, with Dyson's 30th party on Saturday and Vibrating Crackhead's yesterday. Selives also returned for the weekend so there was much merry-making. Some highlights:

* Dyson's adorable nephews
* Mattress ordering a mint it's-it from the bartender at Dyson's party
* Roommate J offering to buy my drink, thus causing me to swiftly pull my credit card away from the bartender and exclaiming, "I tricked you!"
* Selives singing "Hot as Ice" over and over
* Blanca volunteering to spend the day grilling skewers for everyone
* Cranky Roommate A being sent home by Roommate J
* Gymnocent asking if we'd heard of Yelle and saying, "They're French. They sound like 'aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh'"