Roommates A&J and I just abandoned a cab because the driver was homophobic. In San Francisco! After a fun night on the town, we decided it was time to go home at a relatively reasonable hour. So, we left Deco Lounge (which was hosting a "best cock" contest) and hopped into a cab. We were discussing the various achievements and shortcomings of the contestants we saw when the cab driver said, "What makes you think I want to hear about 12-inch cocks?"
Roommate J answered, "What, do you want us to talk about vaginas and titties?" And the cabby said he preferred talking about vaginas. Big "watermelon" vaginas that he could dive into.
Because of his homophobia, we all jumped out of the cab. The Roommates walked home and I bought a bit of food from Safeway before heading home.
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I've been kicked out of cabs for being too drunk, too friendly, and too loud... but never because I was too GAY!
Or... maybe they're all three the same?
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