Harriet Tubman tater tots

Last night Mattress hosted a surprise citizenship party (some of us may have thought it was a birthday party. The evite text message was kind of lacking in details...) for a friend who recently became a naturalized US citizen. He prepared a buffet of Americana that featured foods such as the aforementioned Harriet Tubman tater tots, Roe v. Wade RU486 punch, Victory veggies, Liberty Bell something or other, etc. I was impressed with the creative labels, but clearly I can't remember many of them...

After a false start where the guest of honor's phone had run out of juice and he waited for his friends at a restaurant, we were able to surprise him and celebrate his citizenship in the only way we know how. By getting drunk!