Pool etiquette

I mentioned that we spent some time out by the pool today, taking in the sun. Also fun was taking in the poolside sights. Some of the more notable visions included:

* Papa Panda!!!! arriving in a pair of jammers. Jammers! Is that really appropriate for a panda of his age?
* A baby whose parents had inflated a tube around his neck so that the only reason he was able to breathe was because the floatie was keeping his little head above water. Though it seemed to be simultaneously choking him.
* A grody kid who was blowing snot-rockets into the pool.