A company's role in society

After a year and a half of worky, The Corporation is finally releasing its third social responsibility report today. This is the same project that Panda!!!! has been managing for a lifetime - the same one that forced me to spend time in a ghetto casino and to endure some sleepless nights.

I'm proud to say that this is our most interesting and comprehensive report to date. We discuss what social responsibility means to The Corporation, why we work hard to improve factory working conditions, how we try to reduce our impact on the environment and how we're trying to get customers involved in our efforts.

Now I just have to wait and see how everyone reacts to it. Hopefully it will be positive otherwise I may be searching for a new jobby!